A Half Fast Blog

Fellow Chindonesians...

Let's start this off by thanking shipping troll for setting this up and getting the ball rolling. (/me assembles the group around Karl for a group hug similar to a circle jerk, only different) When troll asked me to participate, I was going to turn it down. See... I didn't want to steal any of his spotlight. But then I thought about some and said, "Screw that. Karl's got big shoulders (and everything else), he can share." Actually, Karl and I are a lot alike in many ways... 'cept he's bigger. He's got the gift of gab and so do I.

I'm going to make an attempt to contribute here as much as I can. Fair waring though... I've been accused many times of being TOO honest. I learned at a very young age that I'd rather live with the consequences of telling the truth than cover my tracks by telling lies. So... if you want the truth, be prepared to handle it.

This isn't my first rodeo. I've been blogging for a while now, and most are recaps of trips I've taken with my job. The rest of them are things that I need to get off my chest. In time, maybe I'll share some of them. One thing that is cool with my travel blogs... I carry a camera with me everywhere I go. I try to coordinate side trips when I go galavanting. Normally I find something along the way worth checking out. I am the only person I know that was kicked not only out of Graceland, but escorted out of Memphis and asked not to return by Memphis PD. And ask me about my speeding ticket in the town of Walnut Grove, Minnesota... home of author Laura Ingalls Wilder. I've got stories... lots of them.

That's all for now. Until next time, it's nice to be important, but more important to wear a chindo.

Wease to English Dictionary

Ok ya'll, lets put our heads together and see if we can mine our memories to find all the little Wease-isms that we have floating around in there. You all know what I mean, those words that we get from Wease and when we use them around someone who is not "in on it" they look at us like we're nuts. So I will start it off with the first five that come into my head, and Alphabetical order isn't gonna happen!

1) Jafaffinator- Penis, dick or any other euphemisim for a male member.

2) Vageegee- Vagina...

3) Hucker- Also, Mother Hucker- Substitute an "F' for the "H" and it's pretty evident!

4) Bubbie- His wife Doreen

5) Moron- Anyone who refuses to listen to reason, or facts, to an argument.

That's my first 5, now we need to add more go back in time and pull from deep in them memories. I know there is pages and pages of Wease-isms out there. see what you can do!

Here is a little something I wrote back in November when the show had just came back on the air

Why am I excited about a radio geek?

It's pretty self explanatory!

Chindo Nation ruins man's career!

Well folks, we all know how much fun listening to Wease while chatting is, but the question is...Will it ruin our lives?

Everyday I'm signed in, I am amazed at how fast the morning fly's by, and when the messages get flying, not much else gets done around here. I'm constantly missing the garbage and recycling pick-up (much to my wife's chagrin) and I've actually put off answering the phone sometimes!

It's the Crack of the airwaves, and I won't have anymore of it! Next I'll be losing friends, jobs, and money. I'll be creating additional screen names and signing in on multiple computers to maximize my posts, I'll be staying long after the show is over to test new smileys or ways to beat the word censor! I'll be signing in at 4:30am waiting patiently for Lilly to show-up so I can chat alone with her before everyone else arrives!

UNACCEPTABLE :)

So, as of today I'm resolving, no demanding, to limit the amount of time I spend in the Wease Lounge. I just know I can listen to the show without having to take bong hits from Kim or entertain the mental image of Dan's incessant monkey tails. JOIN ME in my quest, I know we can do it people!

Or can we?......NOT.

Who is going to see Jamie on Thursday?

We want to go see Jamie at the comedy club on Thursday. Who wants to go? Comment to RSVP.

Input!!

Anyone with ideas or suggestion as to what you want to do add to the page? Those with editorial power are more than welcome to stir the pot. I have given us a beginning, but if yous wish to adjust and tinker, it's your blog too. Anyone with HTML experience is welcome to tinker as well, just let us know that you are doing it.

I have put a short list of links on the side, If you can think of other let me know and I will be happy to add them. I look forward to having some fun with this space. I hope everyone will take some time to contribute and enjoy it as well.

Who likes the set up? Who doesn't? If you remain silent your opinion is null, if you speak up you get consideration. We can put ideas to a vote at anytime.

Greetings, Chindo Nation! Thanks so much to shippingtroll for setting this up!

Welcome Chindo Nation!!!

This is the very first post of the new "Chindo Nation" Blog. Use it with care and remember with freedom comes responsibility. It is our forum to post Idea, schedules and whatever else is going on that we think we will be interested in!